- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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