you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

A black man walks out of a police station

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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