Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Camerons hair is Curly..

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

whats a joke

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

hi

think twice or at least think

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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