- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Two baby seals walk into a club.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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