- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Guest what in the butt

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Immigration Laws

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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