Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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I asked her where you were.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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A man goes to the potty.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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