Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Women's rights.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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