- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

I'm rick james bitch

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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