- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Bob Saget that is all

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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