what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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PENIS

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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A whole 'nother.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Anti Joke

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