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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

what came first the chicken or the chips

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Camerons hair is Curly..

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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