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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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civil rights

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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