- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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