There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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poopy is poopy

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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