- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

your no better than a cockroach

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A russian gives away vodka.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

why did you poop because you are a poop

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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