- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A man goes to the potty.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A guy walks into a bar

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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