Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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