A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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