- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

this website is a bad joke

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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