- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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