There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Mooses

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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