Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Women's Rights..

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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