- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A mormon walks into a bar.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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