- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

I asked her where you were.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

asians have slitted eyes lol

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

how do you win a game try your best

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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