- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

The child was fired from his job.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Please ignore this statement.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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