What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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