A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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