- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

tim has no humor

A guy at a baseball game....

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

The child was fired from his job.

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