How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Anti Joke

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