- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

this website is a bad joke

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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