Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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