- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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