Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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