- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

how do you win a game try your best

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why are white people white? I don't know

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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