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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut