- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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