- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

women's rights.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Fat people

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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