- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

the sky is green no it is not

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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