- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

human centipede

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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