- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

I enjoy Popcorn

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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