- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A russian gives away vodka.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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