A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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God is real.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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