- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Get up Look in the mirror

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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