- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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