- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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