- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

You idiot.

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