some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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