How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

your no better than a cockroach

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A russian gives away vodka.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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