- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Where can I apply for janitor school?

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.