- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Whats 1+1? window!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Abortion

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

women's rights.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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