- Anti Joke

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Roses are red, yup.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes