a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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where's mom I killed her

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Hello penis

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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