- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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