Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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