Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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