The Morman Religion.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Sam Hengal.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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