- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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