Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Maths.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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