- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Christ is a conspiracy

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