Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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