- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

quantum physics?

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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