- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??