what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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the WNBA.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Potassium? K.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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