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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

I agree

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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