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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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