- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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