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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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