- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Potassium? K.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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