- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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