Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Democracy.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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