A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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