- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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