- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Penis

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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