I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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