- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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