- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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