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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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