Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

whats black and strange a paki

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Potassium? K.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Anti Joke

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