- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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