- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Immigration Laws

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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