- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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