Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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