How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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