There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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