- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

So FDR walks into a bar.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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