Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

woman's rights

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Sam Hengal.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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