Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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nothing

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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1+2 = 6

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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