- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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