- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Faithful men.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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