what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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