I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A young baby died.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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